Most Of Our Songs Were Written On

How Come Drummers Leave Their Drumsticks On The Dashboard Of Their Car? So They Can Park In The Handicapped Spaces.

What We Feel Most Comfortable Doing Is Playing Loud, Screaming Rock Songs.

I Guess It Was Exciting That Every Time I Pulled Up To The Gate Of My House, I Wondered If Someone Was Going To Jump Out Of The Bush And Stab Me In The Face.

I Listen To Boy Band Music Before I Have To Fire Someone.

I'm So Not Macho. It's Crazy. My Man Cave Is So Not A Man Cave.