Most Of My Schooldays Were The Worst

I Try To Make Computers Say Things Like You Have 60 Seconds To Achieve Safe Distance.

When Millions Of Tons Of Angry Elephant Come Spinning Through The Sky, And There Was No One There To Hear It, Does It - Philosopically Speaking - Make A Noise

This Time It Had Been Magic. And It Didn't Stop Being Magic Just Because You Found Out How It Was Done.

Please Give Us A Simple Answer, So That We Don't Have To Think, Because If We Think, We Might Find Answers That Don't Fit The Way We Want The World To Be

Just Because It's Not Nice Doesn't Mean It's Not Miraculous.