Most Comedy Comes Out Of Misery.

To Me, Always Just - That Scene Is, Like, So Convenient. They Never Run Out Of Bullets In Action Movies, Unless It's At The Most Dramatic Time Possible.

Good Comedy Doesn't Have To Be A Comedy Idea.

You Don't Have To Put Dresses In A Movie To Make Girls Like It.

There Was A Year Straight Where Every Weekend, I Went To At Least One Bar Mitzvah Or Bat Mitzvah, And We Would All Go, And It Was A Lot Of Fun. We Sneak Some Beer; We'd Hang Out; We Would Try To Get With Girls And Not. And Usually We'd Just End Up Hanging Out Together Alone.

If There Was Any Drug That Was To Symbolize The People That Ate Our Heroes, It Seems Like Bath Salts Was A Good Idea. It's Also A Drug That, I Think, Is Still Funny To A Lot Of People.