Most Americans Are Born Drunk, And Really

A Sober Man May Become A Drunkard Through Being A Coward. A Brave Man May Become A Coward Through Being A Drunkard.

The Men Who Really Believe In Themselves Are All In Lunatic Asylums.

[capitalism Is] That Commercial System In Which Supply Immediately Answers To Demand, And In Which Everybody Seems To Be Thoroughly Dissatisfied And Unable To Get Anything He Wants.

The Reformer Is Always Right About What's Wrong. However, He's Often Wrong About What Is Right.

To Say That A Man Is An Idealist Is Merely To Say That He Is A Man.