Mort Was Hurt By This. It Was

And Sin, Young Man, Is When You Treat People Like Things.

I Decided At School That The Only Sensible Way To Make A Living By Arranging Words In A Pleasing Order Was By Working On Newspapers, Because You Got Paid At The End Of The Week Or The End Of The Month.

There Are No Inconsistencies In The Discworld Books; Ocassionally, However, There Are Alternate Pasts.

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It Takes A Special Kind Of Person To Fight Back.