Morgan Freeman Is So Class. He's So

Usually You Regret The Things You Say No To.

My Father Used To Brag That I Wasn't A Ham, I Was The Whole Pig.

I'm Not In A Recession. I'm Doing Very, Very Well. I'm Doing Incredibly Well. I Just Want To Be Honest. I Really Am Kicking Ass.

Lots Of People Say If You Dredge Too Much Stuff Up, You'll Go Crazy - "you'll Go Insane!" But For A Comedian, Insanity Is Not A Problem. It's A Goal.

Movie Offers Are Out There For Me, I Just Don't Hear Them Yet.