More Than Anything Else, Though, To Anyone

If Computers Take Over, It Will Serve Us Right.

As Always, The British Especially Shudder At The Latest American Vulgarity, And Then They Embrace It With Enthusiasm Two Years Later

Although The Jeffersonian Law ("all Men Are Created Equal") Is The First Article Of The American Faith, The Facts Of American Life Have Demonstrated For Some Time Now That It Is An Irksome Faith To Live By.

So The British, Of All Ages, Still Walk The Course. On Trips To Florida Or The American Desert, They Still Marvel, Or Shudder, At The Fleets Of Electric Carts Going Off In The Morning Like The First Assault Wave At The Battle Of El Alamein. It Is Unlikely, For Some Time, That A Briton Will Come Across In His Native Land Such A Scorecard As Henry Longhurst Rescued From A California Club And Cherished Till The Day He Died. The Last On Its List Of Local Rules Printed The Firm Warning "a Player On Foot Has No Standing On The Course."

The Emblem On The Necktie Reserved For The Members Of The Royal And Ancient Golf Club Of St. Andrews - The Vatican Of Golf - Is Of St. Andrew Himself Bearing The Slatier Cross On Which, Once He Was Captured At Patras, He Was To Be Stretched Before He Was Crucified.only The Scots Would Have Thought Of Celebrating A National Game With The Figure Of A Tortured Saint.