More People Should Use Their Library.

I Plan On Getting Out There And Mixing With The Crowd. I Want To Show Everyone What Happens In Times Square Not From A Distance, But From Right There In The Crowd.

I Have A Thing Against Reality Shows. I Think They Are So Fake. I Think They Are Produced Before They Begin. I Think People Know Where They're Going, What They're Going To Say, What The Situation Is. These Things Just Don't Happen And You Know That.

What Can I Say? Librarians Rule.

A Lot Of Guys Really I Get The Feeling Don't Care Whether You Like Their Show Or Not, You Know. I Want People To Enjoy What I Do, And Understand What I'm Doing Is For Their Enjoyment, It's All I Can Ask For.

You Know, I Never Knew If I Had Any Talent When I Started In This Business. My First Job Was Being A Page At The Tonight Show. I Saw Jack Paar Come Out One Night And Sit On The Edge Of His Desk And Talk About What Hed Done The Night Before. I Thought, I Can Do That! I Used To Do That On A Street Corner In The Bronx With All My Buddies.