More Always Means Worse.

Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your Pants, Love Never Lets You Go.

Women Are Really Much Nicer Than Men: No Wonder We Like Them.

The First, Indeed The Only, Requirement Of A Diet Is That It Should Lose You Weight Without Reducing Your Alcoholic Intake By The Smallest Degree.

He Who Truly Believes He Has A Hangover Has No Hangover.

It's Never Pleasant To Have One's Unquestioning Beliefs Put In Their Historical Context, As I Know From Experience, I Can Assure You.