Morality Is The Custom Of One's Country

The Most Important Service Rendered By The Press And The Magazines Is That Of Educating People To Approach Printed Matter With Distrust.

We All Like To Forgive, And Love Best Not Those Who Offend Us Least, Nor Who Have Done Most For Us, But Those Who Make It Most Easy For Us To Forgive Them.

Look Before You Leap For As You Sow, Ye Are Like To Reap.

The Dons Of Oxford And Cambridge Are Too Busy Educating The Young Men To Be Able To Teach Them Anything.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.