Mood Has A Scuba Section? Who Knew?

If You Want To Write An Angry E-mail, Write It But Don't Send It. It's Based On My Experience That Whenever I Have Acted Out In Some Manner, I Have Always Regretted It.

I've Never Told Anyone This, In An Effort To Run From My Past And Disguise It, I Got Rid Of All Of The Scrapbooks My Mother Kept Going Back To When I Was A Baby. Truly. So That's Why Whenever Talk Show Hosts Or A Producer Asks For These Pictures, There Are Barely Any. My Sister Had A Few, But That's It, And This Was Before Digital. I've Never Told Anyone That, But That's The Truth.

A Couple Of Things For The Not-so-diminutive Man: Avoid Any Prints That Are Large Scale, Because You Will Look Like The Print Is Wearing You, As Opposed To You Wearing The Print.

So Perhaps The Real Secret To Style Is Filling Yourself To The Absolute Brim With Engagement. Loving Not Wisely, But Too Well And All That.

May I Respond By Merely Saying, "i Hate Crocs. May They Please Go Away."