Money Talks, Bullshit Walks.

Sometimes An Accident Can Be An Unhappy Womans Best Friend

Remember That 'plumber In Space' Is Not Such A Bad Setup For A Story.

The Past Is Obdurate. It Doesn't Want To Change.

When I Knew I Was Going To Be Able To Write Full Time, I Wondered, "what's Going To Happen To The Relationships Within My Family?" Are They Going To Change? Is It Going To Be The Kind Of Deal Where You Say, "i Can't Take This! Get Me Out Of Here! I Can't Stand These Screaming Kids!" The Way It Turned Out Was, I Was Able To Change The Diapers Okay, After I Stuck The Pin Through My Fingers A Few Times. I Had A Dawning Realization That Children Are Not Particularly Hard To Deal With.

The Muses Are Ghosts, And Sometimes They Come Uninvited.