Money Never Made A Fool Of Anybody;

Football: A Sport That Bears The Same Relation To Education That Bullfighting Does To Agriculture.

Love, We Say, Is Life; But Love Without Hope And Faith Is Agonizing Death.

The Man Who Is So Run Down That He Needs A Vacation Can Never Adjust Or Reform Himself In Two Weeks. What He Really Needs Is To Re-transform His Life.

Enthusiasm Is The Great Hill-climber.

So Long As Governments Set The Example Of Killing Their Enemies, Private Individuals Will Occasionally Kill Theirs.