Money Makes A Man Laugh.

Prayer Should Be Short, Without Giving God Almighty Reasons Why He Should Grant This Or That; He Knows Best Wheat Is Good For Us. If Your Boy Should Ask You For A Suit Of Clothes And Give You Reasons, Would You Endure It? You Know His Needs Better Than He; Let Him Ask For A Suit Of Clothes.

To Preach Long, Loud, And Damnation, Is The Way To Be Cried Up. We Love A Man That Damns Us, And We Run After Him Again To Save Us.

Few Men Make Themselves Masters Of The Things They Write Or Speak.

Preachers Say, "do As I Say, Not As I Do." But If A Physician Had The Same Disease Upon Him That I Have, And He Should Bid Me Do One Thing And He Do Quite Another, Could I Believe Him?

Pleasure Is Nothing Else But The Intermission Of Pain, The Enjoying Of Something I Am In Great Trouble For Till I Have It.