Money Makes A Man Laugh.

Casting Out Devils Is Mere Juggling; They Never Cast Out Any But What They First Cast In.

Pleasure Is Nothing Else But The Intermission Of Pain, The Enjoying Of Something I Am In Great Trouble For Till I Have It.

The House Of Commons Is Called The Lower House, In Twenty Acts Of Parliament; But What Are Twenty Acts Of Parliament Amongst Friends?

Preachers Say, "do As I Say, Not As I Do." But If A Physician Had The Same Disease Upon Him That I Have, And He Should Bid Me Do One Thing And He Do Quite Another, Could I Believe Him?

Of All The Actions Of A Man's Life, His Marriage Does Least Concern Other People, Yet Of All The Actions Of Our Lives, 'tis The Most Meddled With By Other People.