All The People I Talk To, Increasingly,

There Is Absolutely No One, Apart From Yourself, Who Can Prevent You, In The Middle Of The Night, From Sneaking Down To Tidy Up The Edges Of That Hunk Of Cheese At The Back Of The Fridge.

I Want You To Know That I Have Nothing Against Orlando, Though You Are, Of Course, Far More Likely To Get Shot Or Robbed There Than In London.

London Is The Sporting Capital Of The World. I Say To The Chinese And I Say To The World, Ping Pong Is Coming Home.

The Meat In The Sausage Has Got To Be Conservative.

The Job Of Mayor Of London Is Unbelievably Taxing, Particularly In The Run-up To The Olympics.