Money Can't Buy You Love, But It

I Do Not Walk Around Imaging Myself To Be Intimidating Or Smart.

I Think Of Myself As A Theatre Comic Instead Of Club Comic Because I Tend To Talk For A Bit Before I Start Being Funny. I Don't Really Do The One-liners And Five Second Bits Or Whatever. But It's Good To Work Stuff Out Sometimes.

I Wish I Was Like You! You Know Startled By Direct Sunlight.

I've Been Writing Since I Was Very Young, Even Before I Was A Teenager. As Far As I'm Concerned, I Am A Writer - Whether My Writing's Spoken Or Written In A Blog, Paper, Book Or Printed On The Side Of A Submarine.

One Thing That's Coming Up A Lot Is: Are You As Grumpy As You Appear From This Black Books Thing.