Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

The Very Definition Of 'beauty' Is Outside.

Everyone Keeps Saying, "oh My God, Oh My God, How Intimidating." It's Like Saying, "how Could You Date Jennifer Aniston After She's Been With Brad Pitt?" I Don't Care.

I Think People Have A Strong Desire To Push Me And Others Into Some Sort Of Political Box That They Can Wrap Their Minds Around.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks. If My Daughter Has A Mediocre Sense Of Humor, I'm Just Gonna Tell Her, "be A Staff Writer For A Sitcom. Because They'll Have To Hire You, They Can't Really Fire You, And You Don't Have To Produce That Much. It'll Be Awesome."

Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!