Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

When Asian People Grow Up Fast They Go To College At 13. White People Grow Up Fast It's About Fudge Packing And Triple D's At 13.

Should Women Be On Any Pills Besides Birth Control? We Should Just Give Them All Sugar Pills For Everything, They're So Suggestible.

I Don't Like Soccer. I Think It Makes You Soft. And By The Way, You Telling Me It's The Biggest Whatever In The World, Look, They Drink Tea Everywhere Too; They're Pussies, You Understand? I Want Some Coffee.

I Guess My Feeling Is That If You’re Going To Make A Joke, That’s Fine, But You Should Also Sort Of Stand Behind It, You Know? A Joke Should Be More Than A Joke, It Should Be A Point That You’re Trying To Make.

I Spoke To My Dad, And He Said It Took Close To 90 Dollars To Raise Me. But That Was Me And My Sister, And My Sister Moved Out When She Was 16, So Sometimes It Can Knock You Up To Triple Digits To Raise A Kid.