Mistakes Are Joyful, Truth Infernal.

History Has Shown That The Less People Read, The More Books They Buy.

All That I Know Most Surely About Morality And Obligations I Owe To Football.

For A Man Who Loves Power, Competition From The Gods Is Annoying. I Have Done Away With That. I Have Proven To These Illusory Godsthat A Man, If He Has The Will, Can Practice, Without Any Apprenticeship, Their Ridiculous Trade.

One Must Place One's Principles In Big Things. For The Small, Graciousness Will Suffice.

I Have The Loftiest Idea, And The Most Passionate One, Of Art. Much Too Lofty To Agree To Subject It To Anything. Much Too Passionate To Want To Divorce It From Anything.