Miss, N. A Title Which We Brand

Hog, N. A Bird Remarkable For The Catholicity Of Its Appetite And Serving To Illustrate That Of Ours. Among The Mahometans And Jews, The Hog Is Not In Favor As An Article Of Diet, But Is Respected For The Delicacy And The Melody Of Its Voice. It Is Chiefly As A Songster That The Fowl Is Esteemed; The Cage Of Him In Full Chorus Has Been Known To Draw Tears From Two Persons At Once. The Scientific Name Of This Dicky-bird Is _porcus Rockefelleri_. Mr. Rockefeller Did Not Discover The Hog, But It Is Considered His By Right Of Resemblance.

Affliction, N. An Acclimatizing Process Preparing The Soul For Another And Bitter World.

Reason, V.i. To Weight Probabilities In The Scales Of Desire.

Revolution, N. In Politics, An Abrupt Change In The Form Of Misgovernment.

Prejudice - A Vagrant Opinion Without Visible Means Of Support.