Misprize Common Sense At Your Peril Is

I Once Wrote Deduceable Instead Of Deducible In A Book, Though Nobody Then Or Since Has Taken Me Up On It. A Small Point As They Go, Perhaps, But Rule I Of Writing Acceptably Is To Get Everything Right As Far As You Can, And In This Case I Had Neglected To.

Outside Every Fat Man There Is An Even Fatter Man Trying To Close In.

A German Wine Label Is One Of The Things Life's Too Short For, A Daunting Testimony To That Peculiar Nation's Love Of Detail And Organization.

Sex Is A Momentary Itch, Love Never Lets You Go.

Sex Stops When You Pull Up Your Pants, Love Never Lets You Go.