Miracle Me No Miracles.

There Are Two Kinds Of Beauty, One Being Of The Soul And The Other Of The Body, That Of The Soul Is Revealed Through Intelligence, Modesty, Right Conduct, Generosity And Good Breeding, All Of Which Qualities May Exist In An Ugly Man; And When One's Gaze Is Fixed Upon Beauty Of This Sort And Not Upon That Of The Body, Love Is Usually Born Suddenly And Violently.

I Want You To See Me Naked And Performing One Or Two Dozen Mad Acts, Which Will Take Me Less Than Half An Hour, Because If You Have Seen Them With Your Own Eyes, You Can Safely Swear To Any Others You Might Wish To Add.

The Most Difficult Character In Comedy Is That Of The Fool, And He Must Be No Simpleton That Plays That Part.

Love And War Are The Same Thing, And Stratagems And Policy Are As Allowable In The One As In The Other.

Drink Moderately, For Drunkeness Neither Keeps A Secret, Nor Observes A Promise.