Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And Said I Have Big Bones. A Little Fat Is What I Am.

Flying Is Always An Unpleasant Experience. You Wait An Hour For Every Ten Minutes You Actually Spend Getting Anywhere.

It's Not So Much That I Write Well, I Just Don't Write Badly Very Often And That Passes For Good On Television.

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.

I Like Animals Who Trust People.