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If A Child Shows Himself Incorrigible, He Should Be Decently And Quietly Beheaded At The Age Of Twelve, Lest He Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate His Kind.

We Pay For The Mistakes Of Our Ancestors, And It Seems Only Fair That They Should Leave Us The Money To Pay With.

There Is Always A Comforting Thought In Time Of Trouble When It Is Not Our Trouble.

A Great Many People Who Spend Their Time Mourning Over The Brevity Of Life Could Make It Seem Longer If They Did A Little More Work.

When A Man Tells You That He Got Rich Through Hard Work, Ask Him: 'whose?'