Michael Jackson Has A New Baby Boy;

There Was Another War-related Casualty Today. The French Were Injured When They Tried To Jump On Our Bandwagon.

According To Federal Reports Filed Yesterday, The Obama Campaign Spent More Money Than They Raised In The Month Of May. They Spent More Money Than They Raised? Well, That's Called Being A Democrat

President Bush Fell Off His Bicycle This Weekend And You Know What Was Really Sad? It's A Stationary Bike.

You Know What I'm Doing For Easter? I'm Gonna Be Hanging With My Peeps.

Did You Hear That We're Writing Iraq's New Constitution? Why Not Just Give Them Ours? We're Not Using It Anymore.