Method Actors Are Like Hams.

I Never Did Like The Idea Of Sitting On Newspapers. I Did It Once, And All The Headlines Came Off On My White Pants. On The Level! It Actually Happened. Nobody Bought A Paper That Day. They Just Followed Me Around Over Town And Read The News On The Seat Of My Pants.

If Any Child Of Mine Becomes An Actor I Will Turn In My Grave.

I Hate A Liar. Maybe Because I'm Such A Good One Myself, Heh? Anyway, To Find Someone Has Told An Out And Out Lie Puts Him On The Other Side Of The Fence From Me For All Time.

I Never Laugh Until I've Had My Coffee.

Every Picture I Make, Every Experience Of My Private Life, Every Lesson I Learn Are The Keys To My Future. And I Have Faith In It.