Merry Meet, Merry Part, And Merry Meet

I Stared At Myself In The Mirror. Okay, Just Ugh. I Had To Get Some Sleep Tonight - The Bags Under My Eyes Had Bags.

People Today, Vampyres And Humans Alike, Believe The Earth Is Just A Dead Thing That They Live On-that It Is Somehow Wrong Or Evil Or Barbaric To Listen To The Voices Of The Souls Of The World, And So The Heart And The Nobility Of An Entire Way Of Life Dried Up And Withered Away.

Since Stark Had Come Back From The Otherworld, He'd Been Too Weak And Out Of It To Do Much More Than Eat, Sleep, And Play Computer Games With Seoras, Which Was Actually A Super Weird Sight, It Was Like High School Meets Braveheart Meets Call Of Duty.

She's Easy To Lead Around, A Shiny Present Here, A Pretty Compliment There, And You Have True Love And A Popped Cherry Sacrificed To The God Of Deception And Hormones. Young Girls Are So Ridiculous--so Predictably Easy.

Can't We Kidnap Old Jethro, Force Him To Help Us, Then Vanquish Him And The Healer?" Bran Choked On His Drink.