Meow” Means “woof” In Cat.

When I'm Not Actually Doing My Work, I'm Planning It Or Thinking About It Or Reading Things That On Some Level Are Transformed Into Performance Fantasies. I Have No Active Interests.

We Talk Too Much, Love Too Seldom, And Hate Too Often.

Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help.

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure