Men Speak From Knowledge, Women From Imagination.

If There Is In This World A Well-attested Account, It Is That Of Vampires. Nothing Is Lacking: Official Reports, Affidavits Of Well-known People, Of Surgeons, Of Priests, Of Magistrates; The Judicial Proof Is Most Complete. And With All That, Who Is There Who Believes In Vampires?

The Tone Of Good Conversation Is Brilliant And Natural; It Is Neither Tedious Nor Frivolous; It Is Instructive Without Pedantry, Gay Without Tumultuousness, Polished Without Affectation, Gallant Without Insipidity, Waggish Without Equivocation.

We Have To Have Powder For Our Wigs; That Is Why So Many Poor People Have No Bread.

The Money You Have Gives You Freedom; The Money You Pursue Enslaves You.

A Person Who Can Break Wind Is Not Dead.