Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.

The Trouble With Some Women Is That They Get All Excited About Nothing - And Then Marry Him.

Unless You're Willing To Look A Little Foolish, Forget The Possibility Of Becoming Great.

I Never Read In School. I Got Really Bad Grades-d's And F's And C's In Some Classes, And A's And B's In Other Classes. In The Second Week Of The 11th Grade, I Just Quit. When I Was In School, It Was Really Difficult. Almost Everything I Learned, I Had To Learn By Listening. My Report Cards Always Said That I Was Not Living Up To My Potential.

I'm Not Gonna Become Ann Bancroft Or Meryl Streep And Have All The Burden That Being A "serious Actress" Entails.