Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong

I Just Don't Understand How Anyone Would Want To Be A Republican. I Just Can't Figure It. I Don't Understand. If You're Poor, If You're Any Kind Of Minority - Gay, Black, Latino, Anything. If You're Not A Rich Born-again-christian, I Don't Get It.

I've Been Up And Down So Many Times That I Feel As If I'm In A Revolving Door.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I Would Have Gone Home To My Mother, But I'm Not That Crazy About My Mother.

At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.