Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons.

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has To Be Overcome.

I Have Been Doing Leg Lifts Faithfully For About Fifteen Years, And The Only Thing That Has Gotten Thinner Is The Carpet Where I Have Been Doing The Leg Lifts.