Men Have Periods Too, They Just Don't

You're Only Popular With Anorexia.

I'm A Tomato Freak, But Sometimes You Have To Get It In Ketchup Form For People To Be Able To Open To Tomatoes.

I Don't Know What A Shrink Would Call Me. I Don't Want To Know.

If You Sing To The Mermaids, They Come When You're Drowning.

There Are Enough Scary Rock & Roll Mothers In The World.