Men Gossip Less Than Women, But Mean

Neurotics Think Of The Past With Resentment, And The Future With Dread; The Present Just Doesn't Exist.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

A Perfect Marriage Is One In Which "i'm Sorry" Is Said Just Often Enough.

It Took Man Thousands Of Years To Put Words Down On Paper, And His Lawyers Still Wish He Wouldn't.

When A Man Falls In Love, He Wants To Go To Bed. When A Woman Falls In Love, She Wants To Talk About It.