Men Dream More About Coming Home Than

It Is Not A Sin To Be Happy, It Is Not A Virtue To Be Miserable.

We Must Eat Three Meals A Day, Even If We're Not Hungry, And When We Fail To Fit The Current Ideal Of Beauty We Must Fast, Even If We're Starving.

Love Is An Act Of Faith, Not An Exchange

Stop Thinking About Life And Choose To Live It

A Writer Always Wears Glasses And Never Combs His Hair. Half The Time He Feels Angry About Everything And The Other Half Depressed. He Spends Most Of His Life In Bars, Arguing With Other Dishevelled, Bespectacled Writers. He Says Very 'deep' Things. He Always Has Amazing Ideas For The Plot Of His Next Novel, And Hates The One He Has Just Published.