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My Boyfriend And I Broke Up. He Wanted To Get Married And I Didn't Want Him To.

I Loved My Mother Very Much, But She Was Not A Good Cook. Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before. In Our House Thanksgiving Was A Time For Sorrow.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Men Forget Everything; Women Remember Everything. That's Why Men Need Instant Replay In Sports. They've Already Forgotten What's Happened.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.