Men, As An Organization, Are Getting More

People Should Get Married Because They Have Finally Seen The Folly Of Being Single: "oh, This Is All Just Kind Of A Bad Magic Trick. I Just Keep Bending Over To Reach For This Wallet On A String. How Much Longer Am I Gonna Do That?"

Men Want To Make Women Happy.

And That's When I Realized, When You're A Kid You Don't Need A Costume, You Are Superman.

A Chef Who Doesn't Wash His Hands Is Like A Cop Who Steals. It's A Cry For Help.

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