Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

Nothing's As Easy As It Is On A Sitcom. Issues That We Take Care Of In 20 Minutes On The Show Can Stretch Out Over Years In Real Families.

The Ego Is Like A Kid In The Basement: It's Best To Keep Him Busy.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

I Love Women. I Actually Prefer Girls, As A Parent, Because They Disappoint At A Different Age. They Go Through That, "dad's An Idiot," Which Lasted A Little Longer Than I'd Like.