Men Are The Only Animals That Devote

There Is Something Even More Valuable To Civilization Than Wisdom, And That Is Character.

If I Ever Mary, It Will Be On A Suddn Impulse - As Aman Shoots Himself

Immortality Is The Condition Of A Dead Man Who Doesn't Believe He Is Dead

To Be Happy One Must Be (a) Well Fed, Unhounded By Sordid Cares, At Ease In Zion, (b) Full Of A Comfortable Feeling Of Superiority To The Masses Of One's Fellow Men, And (c) Delicately And Unceasingly Amused According To One's Taste. It Is My Contention That, If This Definition Be Accepted, There Is No Country In The World Wherein A Man Constituted As I Am - A Man Of My Peculiar Weakness, Vanities, Appetites, And Aversions - Can Be So Happy As He Can Be In The United States.

A Bad Artist Almost Always Tries To Conceal His Incompetence By Whooping Up A New Formula.