Men Are Like Lions. We Hunt.

People Don't Want Drama 365 Days A Year. I'm A Sense Of Relief; It's My Job To Take Your Mind Off What's Bad For That Brief Second You're In The Room With Me, Regardless Of Shape, Race, Colour Or Anything. It Brings People Together, And It Makes Me Feel Good About What I'm Doing.

I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I Forget Stuff.

I Love Making People Laugh. And I Love Laughing.

I've Been Known To Preach.

What? Okay, Back Up. How In The Hell Do You 'turn Up Missing'?