Men And Women Are Not Equal.

I Don't Think The Audience Always Listens To The Critics. That's Been Proven Time And Time Again.

I'm Always Writing. There Is Always A Story Brewing In My Head.

Acting Is Like Lying. The Art Of Lying Well. I'm Paid To Tell Elaborate Lies.

I Love Women. They're The Best Thing Ever Created. If They Want To Be Like Men And Come Down To Our Level, That's Fine.

A Good Conspiracy Is Unprovable. I Mean, If You Can Prove It, It Means They Screwed Up Somewhere Along The Line.