Memories Are Like Moonbeams; We Do With

A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well As His Mind Being Funny, His Whole Personage Is Funny.

I Don't Know What It Is To Love The Way They Love-they Would Jump Off A Bridge For Me. I Can't Do That. I Can Only Say, I Owe You.

I Don't Care If I Never Do Another Tv Show In My Life.

Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.

Nearly Everything I Do Is Part Of A Master Plan To Make Me The Most Important Entertainer In The World.