Melancholy Is As Seductive As Ecstasy.

If You Insist On Asking Me Why I Feel The Way I Do, I Plan To Take The Fifth Amendment.

When You Can't Figure Out What To Do, It's Time For A Nap.

Like A Frog, The Aphorist Waits For Something To Fly By That He Can Catch With His Tongue.

People Often Are Unsure Whether Or Not They Are In Love, But They Generally Know Whether Or Not They Are Having Sex.

Comedy Defends The Commonplace; Tragedy Explodes It.