Me, I'm Just A Hack. I'm Just

Humor Disarms People. They Don't Feel Threatened.

I Don't Need Anyone To Write Me A Show In My Style, I Would Like To Do A Show In A Style That Wasn't My Style, Because That's The Only Way I Can Grow Up And Grow Out.

I Tried To Charm The Pants Off Bob Dylan, But Everyone Will Be Disappointed To Learn That I Was Unsuccessful. I Got Close - A Couple Of Fast Feels In The Front Seat Of A Cadillac.

I'm The Last Of The Truly Tacky Women. I Do Trash With Flash And Sleaze With Ease.

You Can Feel Compassion For Others Without Feeling Victimized Yourself.