Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.

I Plead Alignment To The Flakes Of The Untitled Snakes Of A Merry Cow And To The Republicrats For Which They Scam: One Nacho, Underpants With Licorice And Jugs Of Wine For Owls.

Love Is A Perky Elf Dancing A Merry Little Jig And Then Suddenly He Turns On You With A Miniature Machine Gun.

If At First You Don't Succeed - Give It Up. It Isn't Worth The Pain.

I Think There Is A Certain Charm To The Hand Drawn Image That I Like. My Problem With Cgi Is That It's So Rich In Texture That My Eyes Actually Get Tired. Everything Is In Focus Down To The Littlest Leaf.

The Conundrum That I Face On A Daily Basis Is That I Have Two Sons Who Have Grown Up Watching 'the Simpsons,' So They Know Exactly What Buttons To Push. They Know How Bart Irritates Homer, And They Use These Lines Against Me To Tell Me That I'm Not Funny Anymore.