Maybe There Is Another Who Sees Life

I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun.

I Was Hungry And Went Out For A Bite, Ran Into A Chum With A Bottle Of Rum And We Wound Up Drinking All Night.

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World, And Less Bakers!

When The Good Times Come Around, They Gallup In Like Wild Horses. You Just Try To Stay On Them For As Long As You Can. And When They Throw You Offyou Just Wait In The Shade Until They Come Around Again.

Some People Think There's A Woman To Blame, But I Know - It's My Own Damn Fault