Maybe Life Is Not About Accomplishing Some

We Idealize Them As Gods Or Dismiss Them As Animals.

The Easiest Way To Solve A Mystery Is To Decide That There Is No Mystery To Solve.

So It’s Your Death Suit.” “correct. Don’t You Have A Death Outfit?” “yeah,” I Said. “it’s A Dress I Bought For My Fifteenth Birthday Party. But I Don’t Wear It On Dates.” His Eyes Lit Up. “we’re On A Date?” He Asked. I Looked Down, Feeling Bashful. “don’t Push It.

Your Driving Is Unpleasant, But It Isn't Technically Unsafe.

Pudge, My Friend, We Are Indefuckingstructible.