May You Live To Be 100 And

As You May Know, I Have Many Good Friends In The Press Who, Unfortunately, Have Thus Far Refused To Identify Themselves And Go Public.

Someone Said Drink The Water, But I Will Drink The Wine Someone Said Take A Poor Man, The Rich Don't Have A Dime Go Fool Yourself, If You Will, I Just Haven't Got The Time I'll Give You Back Your Water, And I Will Take The Wine.

You've Either Got Or You Haven't Got Style, And If You've Got It You Stand Out A Mile.

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

And Now The End Is Near, And So I Face The Final Curtain.