May I Live Forever. But May You

I'm No Good With Chords. I'm Horrible With Chords.

If You Want To Be A Good Blues Singer, People Are Going To Be Down On You, So Dress Like You're Going To The Bank To Borrow Money.

Sometimes The Proprietors Of The Little Juke Joints Gave Me A Couple Dollars. I Loved That. I'd Go Back Next Saturday.

Religion Began As A Natural Explanation Of The Universe. The Problem Started When People Refused To Accept New Evidence.

The Crowds Treat Me Like My Last Name. When I Go Onstage People Usually Stand Up, I Never Ask Them To, But They Do. They Stand Up And They Don't Know How Much I Appreciate It.