Matrimony Is The Union Of Meanness And

I Knew A Man Who Carried His Education In His Vest Pocket Because There Was More Room There Than In His Head.

Feminine Passion Is To Masculine As An Epic Is To An Epigram.

There Are Writers Who Can Express In As Little As Twenty Pages What I Occasionally Need As Many As Two For.

What The Teachers Digest, The Pupils Eat.

A Bibliophile Has Approximately The Same Relationship To Literature As A Philatelist To Geography.