Masturbation Is The Thinking Man's Television.

I Love Films. If I'd Known How To Get Into Or Do It From The Word Go, I Would Have Done That.

A Great Number Of The Disappointments And Mishaps Of The Troubled World Are The Direct Result Of Literature And The Allied Arts. It Is Our Belief That No Human Being Who Devotes His Life And Energy To The Manufacture Of Fantasies Can Be Anything But Fundamentally Inadequate.

I'm Ashamed To Say The First Play I Saw At The Royal Court Was Mine.

It's Possible To Disagree With Someone About The Ethics Of Non-violence Without Wanting To Kick His Face In.

Since My Adaptation Of Ian Mcewan's 'atonement,' I Get Sent A Lot Of Novels That People Think Will Work As Movies. So Every Now And Then I Make A Point Of Sitting Down And Reading A Couple Of Them.