Masturbation Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of.

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On 'the Simpsons,' I Will Say That We Definitely Like To Comment On What's Going On In The World, And We Try To Be Funny. If We Can Figure Out A Way Of Being Funny About It, Then We've Gone Part Of The Way Of Accomplishing Our Task.

I Think When 'the Simpsons' First Came On, There Was An Uproar. People Got Used To It. They Realized The Show's Really Funny, It's Got A Heart, So I Think It's Pretty Safe.

Everybody Is Clever, Just In Their Own Ways

If Something Is Too Hard To Do, Then It's Not Worth Doing. You Just Stick That Guitar In The Closet Next To Your Shortwave Radio, Your Karate Outfit And Your Unicycle And We'll Go Inside And Watch Tv.